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trenchcoatedly) wrote2012-04-28 10:12 am
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011 + DO NOT LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON YOUR ANGER [VIDEO]
[Observe: one VERY affected Castiel. That usually passive face? A sulk. The epic sulk of a teenager who hasn't gotten what he wanted, as a matter of fact.]
Okay, look, boat.
Here's something that like, ticks me off. A lot. Seriously, a super lot.
Everyone just buys the whole multidimensional boat thing. That's totally sensible! Like, makes absolutely perfect sense! Seriously! No one ever like, questions this? I mean, to makes perfect sense. But I'm a cosmic being. Millenia old. Could squash you all like bugs. So this kind of thing, it's like, you know, whatever.
But! The fact that I'm an angel - oh, that's the unlikely part. Come on, really?! You can suspend your middling human disbelief in, like, "multidimensional boat" but "messenger of God" is what gets you? Seriously, how does that even make any sense? Half of you already believe in God! So believing in me should be easy! But no, not for me. I have to prove myself. And then half of you don't believe me anyway!
None of you understand me.
Okay, look, boat.
Here's something that like, ticks me off. A lot. Seriously, a super lot.
Everyone just buys the whole multidimensional boat thing. That's totally sensible! Like, makes absolutely perfect sense! Seriously! No one ever like, questions this? I mean, to makes perfect sense. But I'm a cosmic being. Millenia old. Could squash you all like bugs. So this kind of thing, it's like, you know, whatever.
But! The fact that I'm an angel - oh, that's the unlikely part. Come on, really?! You can suspend your middling human disbelief in, like, "multidimensional boat" but "messenger of God" is what gets you? Seriously, how does that even make any sense? Half of you already believe in God! So believing in me should be easy! But no, not for me. I have to prove myself. And then half of you don't believe me anyway!
None of you understand me.
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GDI Marquis :|
lol this thread.
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TELL ME WHAT TO THINK, SHINY DIVINE CREATURE
GOD IS GREAT, DOOFUS!
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That's because multidimensional boats can be explained by science. Angels can't. Some folks have trouble with faith.
Of course, some folks have trouble with basic math, too, so what do you expect?
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...That and it's easier to accept a boat in space when you're actually on it and you can see space? Crazy fucks say they're angels all the time.
...Just sayin'.
[Just LOOK at this reasonable motherfucker over here. Your inmate, Cas? SUPER-SANE. And is probably well-acquainted with your dejection, which would explain the "oh fuck, not this again..." underlying things.]
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At any rate, I always believed, and not just because of the sting. You're the only being I could bring myself to trust to help me. Do I not burn my throat in my eagerness to speak to you of things I once despised?
Dracula himself would bend knee with you because you are both angel and a decent and compassionate being. That is not a small thing!
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[Swoony sigh. Dramatic wall lean.]
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i cannot explain how great this conversation is
I am beyond delighted about this. No idea.
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I accept that you're a cosmic being, millennia old. But that description could also be applied to my old colleague Chancellor Valyes and he was a complete bore. Age and origin do not impress me.
I could also accept that you possess some extraordinary abilities, similar to an Eternal or a Guardian. But these are understood within the realm of science. I do not accept that you are a supernatural being serving a supernatural god. A powerful alien, perhaps, but there's nothing divine or angelic about that. Dupe the apes if you like, but I'm not fooled.
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Look, it's not personal. There's just a lot of crazy people here, so it's pretty much easier to believe that there's one more crazy person on the crazy boat than something I've never seen any evidence of whatsoever.
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I mean, the thing with the multidimensional stuff... maybe where you come from, an 'angel' is one sort of being, but where I come from, an 'angel' is totally different?
And I don't believe in god.
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But I think you're probably not around where I'm from.
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