011 + DO NOT LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON YOUR ANGER [VIDEO]

[trenchcoatedly]

[Observe: one VERY affected Castiel. That usually passive face? A sulk. The epic sulk of a teenager who hasn't gotten what he wanted, as a matter of fact.]

Okay, look, boat.

Here's something that like, ticks me off. A lot. Seriously, a super lot.

Everyone just buys the whole multidimensional boat thing. That's totally sensible! Like, makes absolutely perfect sense! Seriously! No one ever like, questions this? I mean, to makes perfect sense. But I'm a cosmic being. Millenia old. Could squash you all like bugs. So this kind of thing, it's like, you know, whatever.

But! The fact that I'm an angel - oh, that's the unlikely part. Come on, really?! You can suspend your middling human disbelief in, like, "multidimensional boat" but "messenger of God" is what gets you? Seriously, how does that even make any sense? Half of you already believe in God! So believing in me should be easy! But no, not for me. I have to prove myself. And then half of you don't believe me anyway!

None of you understand me.

Comments

[maybebatman]

Go cry to mommy. Or daddy, if you can find him.

[trenchcoatedly]

Bet your family's like, so flawless, huh?

[maybebatman]

Don't you talk about my family.

[ They're not flawless. Also dead. :c ]

[trenchcoatedly]

Oh, so it's like, okay for you to be mean about my dad, but I'm not allowed to talk about yours?

[maybebatman]

Your dad is a celebrity, and he fucked the whole lot of us over. So yeah, that's the way it works, Princess.

[trenchcoatedly]

Well, I bet your dad sucked too.

[maybebatman]

[ He snorts. ]

Not as bad as yours.

[trenchcoatedly]

Yeah? Well, guess what. My dad made you.

[maybebatman]

Bullshit. And he wouldn't take credit for me if he did.

[trenchcoatedly]

Um, that's kind of, you know, part of making everything? Making you.

[maybebatman]

Look, even if he created the world, me and all the rest of us here who lack halos, we came later. We're just the bastard children of evolution, and our so called heavenly father doesn't give a shit.

[trenchcoatedly]

Whatever.