011 + DO NOT LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON YOUR ANGER [VIDEO]

[trenchcoatedly]

[Observe: one VERY affected Castiel. That usually passive face? A sulk. The epic sulk of a teenager who hasn't gotten what he wanted, as a matter of fact.]

Okay, look, boat.

Here's something that like, ticks me off. A lot. Seriously, a super lot.

Everyone just buys the whole multidimensional boat thing. That's totally sensible! Like, makes absolutely perfect sense! Seriously! No one ever like, questions this? I mean, to makes perfect sense. But I'm a cosmic being. Millenia old. Could squash you all like bugs. So this kind of thing, it's like, you know, whatever.

But! The fact that I'm an angel - oh, that's the unlikely part. Come on, really?! You can suspend your middling human disbelief in, like, "multidimensional boat" but "messenger of God" is what gets you? Seriously, how does that even make any sense? Half of you already believe in God! So believing in me should be easy! But no, not for me. I have to prove myself. And then half of you don't believe me anyway!

None of you understand me.

Comments

[trenchcoatedly]

Oh, so it's like, okay for you to be mean about my dad, but I'm not allowed to talk about yours?

[maybebatman]

Your dad is a celebrity, and he fucked the whole lot of us over. So yeah, that's the way it works, Princess.

[trenchcoatedly]

Well, I bet your dad sucked too.

[maybebatman]

[ He snorts. ]

Not as bad as yours.

[trenchcoatedly]

Yeah? Well, guess what. My dad made you.

[maybebatman]

Bullshit. And he wouldn't take credit for me if he did.

[trenchcoatedly]

Um, that's kind of, you know, part of making everything? Making you.

[maybebatman]

Look, even if he created the world, me and all the rest of us here who lack halos, we came later. We're just the bastard children of evolution, and our so called heavenly father doesn't give a shit.

[darknessb4me]

I believe you...

[washerlocket]

So be the bigger man and let it go. You're better than this.

[nolongerhollow]

If I had that power, we'd both be a lot less frustrated.

[most_feared]

Aw, don't be that way about it. I'm a guy that helps people through tough times. Just because I'm there when things go bad doesn't mean I can't make 'em better.

The way I see it, that's what you do.

[trenchcoatedly]

Whatever.

[trenchcoatedly]

Like, totally.

[trenchcoatedly]

They're saying I'm a liar. I'm a lot of terrible things, but I'm not, like, a liar. Nothing worse.

[trenchcoatedly]

Well, because your're about two steps away from hellspawn, duh.

[trenchcoatedly]

Well, there are people like that, like, where I'm from. But i don't know if they're specifically, you.



... Thanks.

[trenchcoatedly]

Right. That's the, you know, point. Just because your universe doesn't have angels doesn't mean there aren't angels.

[most_feared]

No problem. Just remember sometimes people don't wanna believe in things because it makes them scared of it. Because whether this ship is powered by magic or science, it's kind of a big thing to handle. So they just accept whatever it is.

Don't worry about it too much. You're pretty obviously real to somebody, and someone else might just be scared by the idea.

[darknessb4me]

Sorry.

[trenchcoatedly]

You should be.

[washerlocket]

Then don't listen to them.

[trenchcoatedly]

But, like, they matter to me.

[washerlocket]

Why?

[buildindreemz]

It's probably just the religious element. It makes people weird. I mean, why else would people be fine with Dracula running around, but not an angel?