011 + DO NOT LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON YOUR ANGER [VIDEO]

[trenchcoatedly]

[Observe: one VERY affected Castiel. That usually passive face? A sulk. The epic sulk of a teenager who hasn't gotten what he wanted, as a matter of fact.]

Okay, look, boat.

Here's something that like, ticks me off. A lot. Seriously, a super lot.

Everyone just buys the whole multidimensional boat thing. That's totally sensible! Like, makes absolutely perfect sense! Seriously! No one ever like, questions this? I mean, to makes perfect sense. But I'm a cosmic being. Millenia old. Could squash you all like bugs. So this kind of thing, it's like, you know, whatever.

But! The fact that I'm an angel - oh, that's the unlikely part. Come on, really?! You can suspend your middling human disbelief in, like, "multidimensional boat" but "messenger of God" is what gets you? Seriously, how does that even make any sense? Half of you already believe in God! So believing in me should be easy! But no, not for me. I have to prove myself. And then half of you don't believe me anyway!

None of you understand me.

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[trenchcoatedly]

So, like, what evidence can I, you know, show you?

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[surfaceshine]

If you're an angel, why does this place even still exist if you're here? [Ridiculous expectations based on myth and fiction? We'll take two, please.]

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[trenchcoatedly]

This, like.. this place has nothing to do with me. I don't get it. You think I just like, blow stuff up when I see it?

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[surfaceshine]

There is an awful lot of smiting of evil going on in the Bible, is all I'm saying.

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[trenchcoatedly]

Well, yeah, cause God said so.

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[surfaceshine]

Aren't there commandments that you judge what needs smiting by?

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[trenchcoatedly]

God made those too. And, you know, it's not like it says, you know, "Thou shall smite redemption boats."

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[surfaceshine]

So what happens if you don't believe in God?

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[trenchcoatedly]

Well, like, you know, not believing in stuff doesn't make it like, not exist.

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[surfaceshine]

Actually, sometimes it does. Not always, and not nearly often enough, but sometimes it does.

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[trenchcoatedly]

Not for God, and not for me.